We know that Halloween is a scary time. But we're making it even scarier with the health care bills making the rounds of Congress.

Nothing good can ever come out of almost 2000 pages of legalese.

But I must thank Nancy Pelosi for a good laugh.

When announcing the final house version of the health care manifesto she said, "We come before you to follow in the footsteps of those who gave our country Social Security and Medicare."

Gee Nancy, I hope you're wearing hip boots to follow those footsteps.

The ruts in the US' economic road made by these two programs could easily suck your and your followers in up to your hips.

Great way to get us all onboard with the plan...remind us of the things government has mismanaged to a fare-the-well.

Government will handle health care better?

You're really starting to scare us!