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It's that time of year again. Time to pull out the old crystal ball and make our predictions for the New Year…

Of course, keep in mind that we make all of these prognostications with tongue set firmly in cheek. Just consider this a little lighthearted fun to get 2009 off on the right note!

So without further adieu, come join us as we explore all the wacky (and quite fictitious — we assure you!) goings-on we predict for the months ahead. Starting with…

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